The Obvious Choice®

To seduce a woman, you must take her into another world, a special world where only the two of you exist, a romantic world, a poetic world.

Sometimes this happens automatically with a woman: if you’ve ever fallen in love, you remember what it’s like to feel like you are the only two people who’ve ever existed. You probably also remembered that, in that state, she really wanted sex. A lot.

If you haven’t ever felt that, don’t despair - by following these simple guidelines, you can learn to create those special feelings. It’s your responsibility, if you want to get laid. So how do you do it?

* Keep on the lookout for romantic ideas or situations.

You can train your mind to always be looking for ways that little romantic moments can be created.

The other day a friend of ours was at a Chinese restaurant, and got the fortune, “Take the next opportunity you see - it will be wonderful” in his fortune cookie. Seeing an attractive woman sitting alone, he wrote his name and phone number on the back of the fortune, and as he left stopped at her table and said, “You look lonely here… perhaps this fortune will cheer you up. By the way, I think you look beautiful.” She smiled and accepted the fortune and he smiled and left. Two days later she called him and they now have a date planned.

This effortless introduction worked because it created a small, special moment in her otherwise busy, stressful day. He was appreciating her. He was doing something romantic.

You can tell if an idea is romantic by asking yourself, “Would a woman look back on it as incredibly special?” Our friend knew that the fortune cookie was a tale a woman would gladly tell about how she met her boyfriend. So it was romantic, made her feel special, and it worked.

* Look like you put thought into it.

Women feel special, just like anybody does, if they think someone has done some preparation just for them. Cooking a meal, wrapping a little present, or hand-making a card for her will all make her feel like you are sitting around thinking of ways to delight her.

The key here is to do things that give the appearance that you are thinking of her. When you do things to make her feel special and appreciated it will increase her desire to put out for you.

* Do something special and “out of the ordinary.”

Don’t take a woman to the same place you’d go with buddies if you want sex. Take her someplace out of the ordinary. A river- front cafe in a nearby small town, a walk in the woods where you’ve previously and secretly stashed a bottle of champagne, two glasses and a blanket you can “discover” together are all examples of “out of the ordinary” events. Even art films (if she likes that kind of thing) or museums can be out-of-the-ordinary events. You can be an “out of the ordinary” man if you know some love poetry by heart. That will make her feel very special.

* Focus on the details.

Women want the “little things,” so you should make sure every little thing is right when you are seducing a woman. This means flowers, new candles just lit for the first time, clean linens, the works. Everything is clean, nothing is sloppy. Romance is in the details, and you must have them right in order to succeed.

Just as a businessman is always looking for new situations that can make money, a “man’s man” is always looking for new situations that can create romantic feelings. If you take on this practice you’ll make her feel special, and you will get sex.

Spazz: Clay, this is Kim – She is a “dancer” I know. She has retired.
Spazz: Kim, this is Clay
Clay Cables: Hi Kim
Kim “The Stripper”: Hey guys, just to let you know I may have to go in half hour or so.
Clay Cables: That’s ok; I only usually need about 4 minutes with a stripper anyway or with my girlfriend for that matter.
Spazz: Damn I finished already.
Clay Cables: What made you decide that stripping would be a good professional hat to try on?
Kim “The Stripper”: umm…lazy boyfriend to support. He would sit in the basement for hours, playing video games, making web sites and coming up with imaginary businesses that brought in imaginary paychecks.
Clay Cables: Hey Spazz and I could fill in for your lazy boyfriend, you just described us…anyway… was there a conversation involved like… “We need money Lazy Boyfriend”… “Well I’m not working hot girlfriend”…
Kim “The Stripper”: No I was more like a pissed off bitter “fine well now I have to do this” kind of girl
Clay Cables: Really? Very Nice
Clay Cables: Where did you used to work?
Kim “The Stripper”: NY and CT
Clay Cables: What kind of music is best for removing your clothing?
Kim “The Stripper”: George Michael just makes me lose control, Guns and Roses works too, sometimes even Slayer.
Spazz: Hey I like George Michael, let me go out to my car and grab some CDs.
Clay Cables: So you were just a free spirit, not ashamed of your body.
Kim “The Stripper”: oh god no
Clay Cables: ahh, nice.
Spazz: How long after you started “Dancing” were you Single?
Kim “The Stripper”: I was single after about a year and a half
Spazz: When did the drunken, 4am phone calls from the Ex-Lazy Boyfriend Stop?
Kim “The Stripper”: uh… let’s see…it’s been five years and I’m expecting them to end any day now
Clay Cables: I’m sorry… my speed dial is a mess…
Kim “The Stripper”: Laughs
Kim “The Stripper”: so boys what’s next for the site?
Spazz: Strippers
Kim “The Stripper”: really?
Clay Cables: Definitely… Fyourband.com Boobies. It needs boobies… Nice ones… not the sloppy ones
Clay Cables: What are your measurements for our readers at home with their hand in their pants?
Kim “The Stripper”: I’m a size 6, 5’ 8” 34c, see, all natural
Clay Cables: Gasp!
Spazz: (Stares in awe) she knows the rule “Show us your Tits”

After a brief run to the restroom Clay returned, dumped Cold water on Spazz and continued the interview.

Spazz:How many times while working as a “dancer” did guys convince themselves they had a chance? And how many actually scored!
Kim “The Stripper”: ZERO scored and at least 70% were made to believe that I loved them. That’s my job, to make them think I love them, they spend money when they think they’re going to get laid. We do get them so drunk they don’t know any better and then we take their Money.
Clay Cables: I knew strippers were pickpockets. Cause I’ve walked out a few bucks lighter then I thought, more times than I like to admit.
Spazz: I had that happen, except they were at my house.
Clay Cables: That’s a hooker dude.
Spazz: Ah, there’s a difference?
Clay Cables: Ignore him, please.
Spazz: Can we proceed?
Kim “The Stripper”: Most guys can’t think when they have boobs on their eyebrows.
Spazz: I can, try me.
Kim “The Stripper”: Haha, I’ll pass.
Spazz: What’s a guy got to do to score with a stripper? Any tips?
Kim “The Stripper”: find a stripper that is as stupid and as slutty as she looks and than tell her you have some ecstasy and a limo
Clay Cables: How many strippers are there? What’s the ratio to college grad to dumb whore?
Kim “The Stripper”: Strippers are like roaches…they are everywhere you just don’t see them, till you look in the right places.
Clay Cables: By the way, I have some ecstasy…. fuck… where’s the limo….
Kim “The Stripper”: 1 college grad (real college…not the Barbizon school of beauty) to 20 bimbos
Clay Cables: That’s like 1 real college grad (Boston College) to 20 Radio DJs (CT School of broadcasting)
Spazz: hahaha
Spazz: Ok, back to the serious questions. What chances do Clay and I have of scoring with a stripper?
Kim “The Stripper”: Do you have money, Ecstasy, and a limo? Are you going clubbing? Strippers like clubbing. It’s like aliens returning to the mother ship.

(Spazz and Clay look at one another, rummage through their pockets and come up with some lint, 14 cents, ecstasy and the keys to Spazz’s 1987 Chevy Blazer.)

Spazz: Looks like No, Yes and No.
Clay: Yea and I suck at dancing. Think “First I limp to the side like my leg was broken. Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking…Crazy Wack Funky…People say you look like MC Hammer on Crack, Humpty”
Clay Cables: according to Chinese astrology, It IS the year of the cock…. does this help my chances of bagging a stripper?
Kim “The Stripper”: yes
Clay Cables: Nice!
Spazz: How can I keep my daughter off the pole? Or tell me how could I have kept YOU off the Pole if you were my daughter?
Clay Cables: Nice question Spazz!
Kim “The Stripper”: Never let her get implants, hope to god she doesn’t have a painfully long gawky stage. If you were my Dad, you should have had my Lazy, video game playing boyfriend wacked.
Clay Cables: How did you tell your Parents you were showing boobies for $$$? Did they ever come down and be like “This is what a Catholic School tuition got us?”
Kim “The Stripper”: um, parents didn’t know of course, they thought I was a dental assistant.
Clay Cables: Still a dental assistant? Went from Exotic Dancing…into the Oral Field.
Spazz: Nice!
Kim “The Stripper”: Actually, yes, I learned so much about the profession in order to get my lies correct that I just figured why not?
Clay Cables: Did anyone ever give another girl’s Dad a dance?
Kim “The Stripper”: Happens a lot, girls will dance for parents, parents friends, exes, landlords, brothers, sisters, it’s an endless list.
Clay Cables: Ever give your landlord a dance to “pay the rent”
Kim “The Stripper”: I had a female landlord
Clay Cables: Same question
Kim “The Stripper”: Of Course
Clay Cables: good girl
Clay Cables: Did you ever come across the nearly washed up near-rock star trying to bag you backstage at a show?
Kim “The Stripper”: All the time! That’s why I stopped working in CT. NY and NJ and MA seemed to have less pipedreams running around.
Clay Cables: We should get you a T-Shirt…. Blind Justice Paid my Rent.
Spazz: That would be Spazz paid my Rent. Blind Justice never paid me any cash, I threw all my own cash at strippers. Over-Time at the convenience store baby!
Kim “The Stripper”: I remember, you were always right in the front waving your stack of singles around.
Spazz: Well what else was I supposed to do in the strip club? I mean besides drool.
Clay Cables: Kim, what was the grimiest thing you’ve ever done on stage or in the “Champagne room”? Did you have like a trademark move?
Kim “The Stripper”: I could do all the pole flippy stuff, never did anything gross though. I have had lots of insane offers to do things, I’m just not like that. I do know girls who have had intercourse with beer bottles.
Spazz: Is there a such thing as a gentleman at a strip club?
Kim “The Stripper”: no
Clay Cables: Then WHY are they called gentleman clubs?
Kim “The Stripper”: if you’re there, you’re not a gentleman. Most men go to a strip club because they are searching for something that doesn’t exist.
Clay Cables: I have a low Seratonin output… so when I strangle them I still have an insanity defense
Clay Cables: I mean…
Clay Cables: never mind

boyzinthahood:

does it make me a horrible person if I don’t want to allow submissions from ugly people on my new blog? 

I have learned in my journey of pimpdom that there are two basic types of women, and most of the times that I struck out I mistook one for the other, not even knowing about the difference.

Just like all people, there are givers and takers. Most of the women that you will be soaking this game for are the takers. All of the advice for dealing with this type of woman can be summed up into four words — “Take from the Taker”.

If she has a taker personality she is used to men giving and giving to her. But more than likely, she is bored out of her mind hoping that a man would put a stop to it. These types of women are generally attractive, popular, or have something unique about them that gets a lot of attention.

Being like this was probably fun for her in high school, but she does not know how to stop. These types of women respond well to the cocky/funny technique or to just being generally rude, busting their balls, and refusing to grant any request that she asks for with a smile. (If you don’t smile, she will think you are an ass and that would be game over. If you are smiling she will think that you are a helluva man.)

If you listen closely, when you first meet a woman and are getting to know her, she will subconsciously tell you what type of woman she is. If you know what to listen for you can fill her out like a job application.

Look for stories where she is bragging about how much Guy A has done for her, where she has been because of Guy B, how she had Guy C’s luxury car for a whole month, or how Guy D used to make himself look like a jackass for her amusement. She is giving you signals that say… “Pay attention loser, this is what you have to do for me, or you will never have a chance with me!”

An AFC (Average Frustrated Chump) would jump in line with the subliminal messages to get close to this hot (or even average) chick and unconsciously start doing those things, and get tossed into the trash a few weeks later.

Bust her balls, treat her like that girl who sat behind you in 4th period English with the mega braces and the permanent Ben-gay smell.

Next, there is the Giver. More suited for the AFC or budding Mack. The Giver is a woman who will loan you $200 a week for eternity. She will pick you up for work and does not complain if you decided to hang out with your buddies, and she drove all the way to get you and met only an empty parking lot.

This type of woman pays for prom, does your homework, supports deadbeat adult males and is the backbone of the commercial side of America. This type of woman is a gem, and so often we are trying to get our skills together to mack hard to get chicks, and she is quietly below the surface being ignored. That is a travesty.

This type of chick would make a great girlfriend or wife (and future mother to your kids) but you would permanently turn her off by busting her balls or being rude to her. She may never say so, but rest assured you wouldn’t see any parts of it.

This Giver personality is excited by small tokens of appreciation. You could throw a Taker type chick a birthday party and spend $1,000 on decorations and food… and she complains the whole night because you forgot her Beyonce CD at the house.

A Giver chick would forever remember that you thought about her enough to buy a $10 Baskin-Robbins ice cream cake for her birthday and sit with her at her desk during her lunch break and eat a few slices with her.

That is what I am talking about playboy! Women are always complaining because they are getting mistaken for the other one. Giver women complain about getting treated like trash and being unappreciated. Taker type chicks usually complain a lot in general, but when it has to do with men, they usually complain about men who let them get their way all of the time, or men who won’t let them get their way — but that is why they love them. (Don’t ask. I am just a messenger.)

Well Playaz, with this piece of information you can increase your success rate and make the dating scene a better place if you are treating the ladies accordingly. Be easy.